"Fell of his rocking horse as a young boy, has never been the same!"
- Bypassing veterinarian
Winner in a Finnish diving-contest.
- Finnish X-ray specialist.
"Dancer of the evening!"
- Won at a bar in Glasgow.
"Excellent French body Language"
- Stranger in Paris.
Winemaker of the year
- Kjetil Flatland 2009.
"Dress-code camper"
Lost and found at Hagabrekkåsen.
Master in Swiss cheese eating.
- Self declared.
Crossed the the North Sea as the first Viking in sweatpants.
- Unknown Viking.